Under the Weather-man
Sink your nose into the satisfying softness that is Blowze Tissues. Each family sized box, an art-piece in its own right, is filled with 120 of the creamiest, silkiest, unscented 2-ply tissues you've ever had the pleasure of blowing.
Do you like to think outside the tissue box? We’d hope so, but if you think inside of it, we’re very curious about how that’s going for you.
It must be like fitting a square peg into a round hole, trying to plug in a USB cable the right way, or feeling relief from those damn boring tissues.
When you’re done contemplating your existence and the inevitability of needing some soft, soothing tissues when you’re sick as hell, remember the brand that has your back. Side. We take these things very seriously.
Believe us — when it comes to quality and style, Blowze tissues are nothing to sneeze at. You sneeze IN them, silly.
Yes, we just said these are for those who think outside the box and then told you to sneeze in them. If these technicalities have you feeling a little confused, you can always refer back to this helpful Blowze Semantics Guide:
- Sneeze INTO a quality Blowze tissue.
- Do not sneeze AT these quality Blowze tissues.
- Feast your eyes ON these stunning Blowze box designs.
- Don't run OUT of Blowze tissues.
- Keep Blowze tissues AROUND at all times.
- You can buy Blowze tissues over THERE.
- You need a box of Blowze tissues EVERYWHERE you go.
- HERE, try these life-changing Blowze tissues.
See how helpful we can be?