TISSUES WITH PERSONALITY. FINALLY

Blowze Tissue Co. fills a gaping void in the lives of all humanity; the need for NON-BORING FACIAL TISSUES.

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A TISSUE BOX ALMOST MORE UNIQUE THAN YOU

We confess- we have ulterior motives in creating our tissue line.

 

We were just sick and tired of seeing tissue boxes everywhere with the average personality of a dead weasel. 

 

We present to you:

 A tissue box with a nose.

BOOM.

SHOP BLOWZE. RIGHT NOW.

TO0 BORING OR NOT TO0 BORING

BORING TISSUES

ARE BORING

For some reason, y'all been fine with settling for the same old boring tissue boxes.

 

IMHO, that's only OK for nursing homes and public bathrooms.

 

Blowze is here to change the tissue game. 

No more boring!

SOFT, STRONG AND ABSORBENT + UNIQUE BOX DESIGNS

Our tissue paper is made of our exclusive butterfly-kiss and marshmallow-fluff blend for that ridiculous softness that your face craves.

 

Actually, that's not entirely true.

 

But let's be honest; you aren't getting these for the tissue quality.

SPOILER ALERT: They're actually made from trees.

WHY WE DA BEST?

ECOLOGICALLY RESPONSIBLE

 Our production facility is 100% environmentally conscious, with minimal carbon and flatulence emissions. And we only test our products on human animals, so that’s ok.

PERFECT GIFT IDEA 

Buy this cool design tissue box for a fun parent, sibling, friend, uncle, child, employee or child employee. Celebrate a Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, a Birthday, or gift as a Get Well Soon present.

There's no WRONG time to gift tissues.

HIGH PERFORMANCE 

These tissues are a veritable Swiss Army Knife.

You can now, safely and easily:

  • Wipe your nose

  • Wipe someone else's nose

  • Wipe yourself

  • Wipe someone else

  • and much, much more!

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Contact

323 381 8493

5455 Wilshire Blvd

Los Angeles CA 90036

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