A TISSUE BOX ALMOST MORE UNIQUE THAN YOU
We confess- we have ulterior motives in creating our tissue line.
We were just sick and tired of seeing tissue boxes everywhere with the average personality of a dead weasel.
We present to you:
A tissue box with a nose.
TO0 BORING OR NOT TO0 BORING
For some reason, y'all been fine with settling for the same old boring tissue boxes.
IMHO, that's only OK for nursing homes and public bathrooms.
Blowze is here to change the tissue game.
No more boring!
SOFT, STRONG AND ABSORBENT + UNIQUE BOX DESIGNS
Our tissue paper is made of our exclusive butterfly-kiss and marshmallow-fluff blend for that ridiculous softness that your face craves.
Actually, that's not entirely true.
But let's be honest; you aren't getting these for the tissue quality.
SPOILER ALERT: They're actually made from trees.
WHY WE DA BEST?
Our production facility is 100% environmentally conscious, with minimal carbon and flatulence emissions. And we only test our products on human animals, so that’s ok.
PERFECT GIFT IDEA
Buy this cool design tissue box for a fun parent, sibling, friend, uncle, child, employee or child employee. Celebrate a Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, a Birthday, or gift as a Get Well Soon present.
There's no WRONG time to gift tissues.
These tissues are a veritable Swiss Army Knife.
You can now, safely and easily:
Wipe your nose
Wipe someone else's nose
Wipe someone else
and much, much more!
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