Blowze Snot Rocket
Sink your nose into the satisfying softness that is Blowze Tissues. Each family sized box, an art-piece in its own right, is filled with 120 of the creamiest, silkiest, unscented 2-ply tissues you've ever had the pleasure of blowing.
Bob, an astronaut famous for his courageous space explorations, was about to take off for Mars. Bob had packed everything he needed for the trip, but as he checked his carry-on one last time, something was missing: his Blowze tissues. The last time he forgot them, it really put a damper on the whole trip.
You see, Blowze tissues are not only aesthetically pleasing, but they helped him feel prepared for anything — even if "anything" was making contact with alien life forms. Bob suggested they turn on the turbo boosters, slingshot around the moon, and pick up a few boxes from the International Space Station.
Even with limited space for personal items, Bob considered these tissues mission-critical. Houston, however, did not agree that this was a problem.
"I can't leave without my tissues," Bob proclaimed. "It’s Blowze or bust!”
Long story short, he got his box, and of course, his mission was a smashing success.
Because as it turns out, you can, in fact, sneeze in space. We’re not going to get into specifics, but when a space cowboy like Bob is stuck in his space suit, he can’t actually blow his nose in time. So, for him, it's more about cleaning up afterward.
But ask NASA or something. We're here saving Earth one Blowze at a time.