NO MORE BORING. Blowze fills a gaping void in the lives of all humaity; the innate need for Non-Boring Facial Tissues.


For some reason, we've all been fine with settling for the same old boring floral tissue boxes.


In our opinion, that's only OK for nursing homes and public bathrooms.


Blowze is here to change the tissue game.


This is a great, unique, fun, wonderful, creative, novelty gag gift idea. (Please let us know if you can think of any other good keywords.)


Also, most importantly, it's a cheap gift! Ya Scrooge.


2 Ply 176 Tissues


The Silent Sneeze (1 BOX)

SKU: 0001
$9.99 Regular Price
$7.99Sale Price
  • SOFT, STRONG AND ABSORBENT: Our tissue paper is made of our exclusive butterfly-kiss and marshmallow-fluff blend for that ridiculous softness that your face craves.

    Actually, that's not entirely true. But let's be honest; you aren't getting these for the tissue quality.

    They're actually made from trees. 


    2 Ply 176 Tissues