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ABOUT BLOWZE

Well, hello there. We are Blowze.

Blowze, you ask?

Speak up; we're hard of hearing.

We're making the world a better place, through the power of interesting tissues. For too long, humanity has suffered through tissues that are just plain boring.

 

We set out to bring humanity to its next phase of proboscal existence. 

Support our efforts, and change the world for the better. Of course, those points are entirely unrelated.

OUR
FOUNDER

Actually, this isn't our founder. This is just a picture of some random guy we found on the internet.​

Our founder and co-founder were not inclined to be photographed or to speak to the press at this time

 

Anyway, this guy seems nice, and he's got some sweet shoes.

WHAT NICE PEOPLE ARE SAYING

Kevin Garnett

Movie Star

"These tissues changed my life."